🌕 OLD DOG AFTER DARK
Take the Dog and Run
A Texas outlaw comedy inspired by one unforgettable neighborhood conversation.
Behind the Song
This song was inspired by my neighbor Jonathan, who joked that if he ever had to choose between saving his wife Julie or his dog Riley... he'd grab Riley and run.
Julie's response? She gave him "The Look."
That one joke became a full-blown Texas outlaw adventure where the dog becomes the hero, the devil joins the chase, and everything spirals into hilarious chaos. Sometimes the best songs begin with a simple conversation between friends.
Toilet Paperin' Ain't What It Used To Be
A hilarious trip back to the nights before doorbell cameras and social media.
Behind the Song
If you grew up in the '80s, chances are someone in your group thought toilet-papering a friend's house was the greatest idea ever. We'd pile into a car, laugh until our sides hurt, and hope we got away before somebody's dad came running out the front door.
One day I jokingly suggested that we should go toilet-paper our friend Lee's house. My retired FBI neighbor looked at me and casually informed me that what I was describing was actually criminal mischief.
That conversation instantly brought back a lifetime of memories and inspired Toilet Paperin' Ain't What It Used to Be—a tribute to those unforgettable nights, lifelong friendships, and growing up before doorbell cameras, smartphones, and social media made getting away with anything nearly impossible.
The Rules
A hilarious 80s horror parody where surviving depends on following one ridiculous rule.
Behind the Song
Every classic slasher movie seems to follow the same ridiculous pattern: someone always makes the worst possible decision.
I've spent years yelling at the TV, convinced that if the characters would just listen to me, they'd all survive. The Rules is my tongue-in-cheek tribute to those over-the-top horror movies, packed with cheesy synths, ridiculous plot twists, and every slasher cliché we know and love.
Because let's be honest... if they had just listened to me, they'd still be alive.