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Take the Dog and Run
A Texas outlaw comedy inspired by one unforgettable neighborhood conversation.
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The Story Behind the Song
This song was inspired by my neighbor Jonathan, who joked that if he ever had to choose between saving his wife Julie or his dog Riley... he'd grab Riley and run.
Julie's response?
She punched him in the arm.
That one laugh became a full-blown Texas outlaw adventure.
Toilet Paperin' Ain't What It Used To Be
A hilarious trip back to the nights before doorbell cameras and social media.
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The Story Behind the Song
If you grew up in the '80s, chances are someone in your group thought toilet-papering a friend's house was a brilliant idea. We'd load up the car, laugh all night, and hope we got away before somebody's dad came running.
This song is my tribute to those unforgettable nights and the friendships that made them legendary.
The Rules
A hilarious 80s horror parody where surviving depends on following one ridiculous rule.
🌕 OLD DOG AFTER DARK
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The Story Behind the Song
Every classic slasher movie seems to have the same unwritten rule: the reckless characters never make it to the end.
That idea inspired The Rules—a tongue-in-cheek tribute to over-the-top horror movies from the '80s and beyond. Packed with cheesy synths, ridiculous plot twists, and characters who make every bad decision imaginable, this song pokes fun at the clichés we all know and love.
If you've ever laughed your way through a horror movie, this one's for you.